My name is Melissa. Fun facts about me: I am a sass-master vampire cat empress from outer space, I am also a mermaid with a wandering spirit and an insatiable curiosity and determination to know the unknown, and bears are my Bad Wolf.
Delighted to make your acquaintance.

I'm lame and this is my lame blog.
malfoypure:


"Spew?" said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. "What’s this about?" "Not spew,” said Hermione impatiently, “It’s S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.”

The Magic Begins       ↳ 8: A scene you wanted to be in the movies: S.P.E.W.

malfoypure:

"Spew?" said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. "What’s this about?" 
"Not spew,” said Hermione impatiently, “It’s S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.”

The Magic Begins
       
↳ 8: A scene you wanted to be in the movies: S.P.E.W.

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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adamz3r0:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin. 

And it was glorious.

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obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

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  • Baby: D....D...
  • Dad: Daddy!?
  • Baby: Doug DimmaDome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome !

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

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heckacute:

Hey, do you want to come over and immediately fall asleep on the couch? 

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