My name is Melissa. Fun facts about me: I am a sass-master vampire cat empress from outer space, I am also a mermaid with a wandering spirit and an insatiable curiosity and determination to know the unknown, and bears are my Bad Wolf.
Delighted to make your acquaintance.

I'm lame and this is my lame blog.




remember that time sam was kidnapped by a ghost and forced to have a birthday party with him

And then gay love pierced through the veil of death and saved the day.

is this show even real

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Avengers + iconic lines

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in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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Devastatingly accurate though.

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*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or

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Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

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Last night, I dreamt that Cecil was teaching my yoga class. He kept trying to get us to do strange poses like, “partially blackened venison burger” or “ukelele sunburst.” None of us knew what he was talking about, but he was so excited and enthusiastic about teaching yoga nonetheless, bless his little heart.

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