My name is Melissa. Fun facts about me: I am a sass-master vampire cat empress from outer space, I am also a mermaid with a wandering spirit and an insatiable curiosity and determination to know the unknown, and bears are my Bad Wolf.
Delighted to make your acquaintance.

I'm lame and this is my lame blog.
lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

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jollyrogerjayhawk:

mmemento:leaper182:bead-bead:the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

HOW HAVE I NOT HEARF OF THIS BEFORE NOW

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lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

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this friendly dude who’s a music major sat next to me in my religion class and we both have yin yang necklaces so we spoke about why we have them/what it means to us and like halfway through class the professor drew the symbol and the board and we looked at each other and giggled so yeah in other words I’m pretty sure I’m getting married??

tennants-hair:

yesterday i heard somewhere that shakespeare invented the word swag so i googled ”shakespeare swag” and

image

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@DarrenCriss: Annnnd last but certainly not least at all, @Beyonce is #Flawless .

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stargates:

why is this so hard

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text posts + supernatural

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living-in-bed:

It’s weird to me that most people don’t experience this level of fatigue on a daily basis

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